Thursday, August 28, 2008

Panic strikes again


The latest work crisis:

The S file is missing.

Where is the S file?

Where did it go?

Nobody can't find the S file…

This will plunge a whole division in the darkness of nebulous space oddity.

Oh for fuck's sake.

Will be back in action when the S file is back. In the meantime, a little random internet poetry to bring back some gorgeousness.

(Hope they find the damned S file and everyone fr$@%#king CHILLA.)

I Want To Go With The One I Love

I want to go with the one I love.
I do not want to calculate the cost.
I do not want to think about whether it's good.
I do not want to know whether he loves me.
I want to go with whom I love.

Bertolt Brecht

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Color quiz

Because the world is cruel, Gods are against me, summer is coming to an end....better take a color quiz to cheer me up and discover..what!!!!!!!!!!!WTF?!?!?!?




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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Gold fever

In a bid to distract myself and reach out to a topic that normal people talk about in casual conversations I decided to have a peek at the Olympics games. After watching the women’s gymnastics a few days ago, I almost needed sedation. All those little tiny girls with sparklying and utterly inappropriate make up looking so defiant yet fragile and young!! All those creepy coaches who say “THERE IS ONLY ONE COLOR FOR OUR TEAM: GOLD. Right there and then I freaked out…I started thinking what the faith of a looser would be. Would she be hauled off to a prison camp or in front of a firing squad or condemned to forced labor for the rest of her life.

There was something deeply joyless about those tiny little girls and something really wrong about the rhetoric of the competition. I felt I wanted to take all of them up, put them in my pocket, and take them away. We would go somewhere nice, where they could play....have a pizza ….and a strawberry milkshake. After that we would have a pyjama party during which we will review the principles of age-appropriate make-up application.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Remembering

Today marks the fifth year of the truck bomb attack against the United Nations office in Baghdad which took the lives of 22 people, including the United Nations envoy in Iraq, Sergio Vieira de Mello, and wounded more than 150.

Professor Samantha Power of Harvard University writes on the NY Time today that, five years after the UN compound in Baghdad was bombed — and less than a week after Taliban forces in Afghanistan killed three female educators and a driver with the International Rescue Committee — the individuals who carry out vital humanitarian and development work for the United Nations and nongovernmental organizations have never been more at risk. When the host country ignores requests for high-level security assistance, as Algeria did last year, the United Nations should be prepared to suspend its programs or to withdraw altogether.

Meanwhile Sudanese President Omar Hassan al-Bashir, is currently on his first trip abroad since the International Criminal Court moved to indict him for war crimes. He has denied that his forces had committed genocide in Darfur and Sudan has warned the United Nations of "serious consequences" for its staff and facilities if an arrest warrant is issued. So far, these threats have resulted in a reduction of Military and Police personnel in Darfur while the ceilings for aid workers have not been touched. I hope I am proved wrong but shit ain't gonna stop anytime soon I am afraid.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Office gossips

What do you do on a rainy day while having lunch in the office with the girls??? Gossips of course...and yesterday we ended up having an hilarious conversation comparing some of the better stories we had to listen (and unfortunately, had to believe) for not receiving that eagerly awaited phone call or visit from our men while working in the field ...(and for reference.... we are no Amish people...just aid workers):-)

"Sorry, but my hut was flooded and the satellite phone died."

"I can't get there today, the UN planes are undergoing the regular maintenance."

“I think I am developing malaria.”

"I can't drive back to the Capital today, the river is too high to cross and the car got stuck in the mud when we tried yesterday."

"There are rebels attacking our town, we can’t move out of the UN compound."

"There's a 24-hr curfew in the city because of the riots."

"I'll come see you next week. I've just got to finish the food distribution to 50,000 refugees first."

And finally, my favorite:

“The cease-fire has been breached we expect major population movement-We've got to be here!!”

I think we can safely assume that from the mountains of Armenia to the lowlands of Zimbabwe via the desertic areas of Chad romance and ass-*holing are alive and kicking.

Monday, August 11, 2008

When history repeats itself

For those working in the humanitarian field the events of last week gave good opportunity for sarcasm and the realization that yet again unresolved and tense political situations can quickly develop into a war, whose casualties are, like usual, innocent civilians. Methods of warfare are still the same used in the old good days: bombing, tanks etc - the only difference is, that all parties to the conflict have websites….

The conflict in South-Ossetia once again shows the paralysis of the UN Security Council, since its very composition hinders every prospect for a joint statement regarding the situation in the Caucasus. Washington and London are on the side of Georgia, but they are cautious not to overtly confront the Russians because they need Russia in the crisis regarding Iran. France tries to mediate – with the emphasis on 'tries'. China has other concerns at the moment and Russia ignores everybody. On the positive sides, Russia and Georgia have agreed to open two humanitarian corridors in order to evacuate Georgian and Ossetian refugees and war wounded. Wow... its so refreshing sometime to see parties to a conflict agreeing to abide by IHL that when it happens you can hardly believe it.

In Mauritania, some sacked military officers took revenge. Last Coup in Mauritania took place in 2005 when the army, a backbone of every regime in Nouakchott, felt obliged to intervene to correct perceived political mistakes. On the positive side, here again, the coup leaders are trying to persuade the existing political parties to participate in the next presidential elections. So far, it appears that there are no humanitarian consequences to this change of regime. However, since things change quickly one never knows and next thing you know is that you are on an emergency mission. Reading trough the various statements made by UN, AU I could not help laughing at this one by Ruairi Patterson at Control Risks Group:

"Previous coups in Mauritania have been bloodless although this is against a democratically elected government... It may have more impact on the security environment than previous ones. In terms of economic policy, while it is too early to say anything definitive, I can't see it leading to a major reorientation. Foreign investment there is mainly oil and mining companies and a lot of them have seen this before. But it is disappointing and will not help sentiment towards Mauritania, which had been pretty positive up until around half way through last year.
"In terms of aid, it may imperil aid from foreign institutions at least in the short term. I can't see this going down very well with the European Union. It will depend in part on if and how quickly civilian power is restored. In terms of democratisation in the region it is disappointing but I can't see it making much difference in terms of sentiment towards other countries.
"There were rumours about two weeks ago that might be a coup in the offing. It was a bit of an open secret that two senior military commanders were fanning this split within the ruling party. In the last few days there had been rumours they had decided to pull back but the president's decision to dismiss two senior generals appears to have prompted the coup."

Good job, Ruairi, …did you have a late night out with your friends or were you just high…??.or maybe you have just been watching this world for too long as many of us and think it is the same old story all the times...

For those interested in working in the humanitarian field, I got a hint for you. Keep a watch on Ethiopia/Eritrea (unresolved border issue) and Eritrea and Djibouti (military build at the border).

When we fail to learn the lessons of history we are doomed to repeat the same mistakes...

Shit! I am late to see the falling star and make a wish for world peace..

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Let humanity claim the gold

THE UN SECRETARY-GENERAL
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MESSAGE CALLING FOR OBSERVANCE
OF THE OLYMPIC TRUCE
8 August 2008


The Olympic Games celebrate the human spirit. They bring together athletes from myriad backgrounds, all cultures and every nationality in a common endeavor to excel -- to run faster, reach further, and aim higher. But the true excellence of the Games rests in their ability to unite humanity around universal aspirations: equality, fair play, sportsmanship, tolerance and, above all, peace.

These values represent the driving force of the Olympic Movement, which employs the potential of sports to promote a culture of peace, prosperity and human dignity. These same ideals underpin the United Nations Charter and its aspirations to promote human welfare, safeguard human rights and enhance global understanding and cooperation. Taken together, the Olympic Movement and the United Nations constitute a gold medal team in the race to advance humanity’s most cherished ideals.

The most visible and immediate manifestation of teamwork between the UN and the Olympic Movement is the Olympic Truce, which calls for a worldwide cessation of all hostilities for the duration of the Games.

Though limited in duration, this Truce has unlimited potential. It can provide a pause in which to reconsider the heavy cost of war; an opening to initiate a dialogue, and a window to provide relief for suffering populations. It can demonstrate to the world that peace is possible in even the most seemingly intractable situations if we truly work towards it.

But the Olympic Truce is only meaningful in its observance. I join the International Olympic Committee and the United Nations General Assembly in calling on all those who are at war to observe this Truce. Let them lay down their weapons, if only temporarily, so that humanity can lay claim to gold even before the Games begin.
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Beautiful isn't it?. Even more beautiful would be to have someone actually listening to this and let us all have some respite. These days I am even afraid of taking a shower for the fear of missing a call or a blinking e-mail..

Happy Olympic games to all readers!
K.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Story of a frog

Once upon a time

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in a land far away,

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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess

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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.

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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " My Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.

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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the young prince that I usued to be

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and then, my sweet, we can marry

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and set up housekeeping in your castle

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with my mother,

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where you can prepare my meals,

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clean my clothes, bear my children,

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and forever feel

grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sautéed frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin think so.